10.Chicks showing their breasts to the band. Yes its always a crowd pleaser but come up with something original. It was cool when your mom did it.
9. The band saying "If it weren't for you guys we wouldn't be here". Thanks captain obvious and here I always thought bands that didn't sell records got the big tour busses....
8. Guitar solos. Wow you can thrash on the guitar, but you are no Steve Vai or Eddie so just put it away and play another song.
7. Meat heads in the mosh pit. Good for you Frat boy you just shoved a skinny long haired 15 year old down. No wonder you score all the dudes... er chicks.
6. The encore. Just say Ill be back in 5 minutes I need to cool down and grab some water. Stop acting like you MIGHT come back out.
5. Weed. If your gonna get high why not sit in your car or living room and crank up a CD and not pay $40 - $60 to go to a show to get stoned.
4. Crowd sing along. If I wanted to hear a bunch of no talents singing your stuff I'd record myself in the shower.
3. $4 beer. Not really a cliche I just hate paying $4 for a beer.
2. Giving the horns at a pop rock concert. Unless its Slayer is there a point?
1. Lighters. Yes it was cool in Bon Jovi videos, you can stop now.

